Movie star JAKE GYLLENHAAL has shocked American Gulf War veterans by joking they did nothing but "masturbate" during their time in the desert in 1991. The cheeky 25-year-old stars in JARHEAD, a movie exposing the US soldiers' lack of combat in the Middle Eastern conflict. He said, "The US soldiers were sent to the desert for 122 days and they sat in the same tent and did nothing, except a little too much masturbating."
I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his stomach was on fire. What does this little sawed off bastard know about being a real man anyway? He needs to go back to nutrubbing with other dudes for pay...which is apparently what he does best...
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I met Jake once. He seemed like a nice guy. Anyway, I'm helping reassemble the Rockytop Brigade. If you would like to be listed, can you send me an email address for the blog and tell me in what part of the state you're located?
Thanks!
mail at jonathanhickman dot com
oh boo hoo, shut the fuck up and stop crying on blogs , you pussy
Need a kleenex? I don't see anyone crying besides you.
yeah jake. He is kind of crying. mostly just bitching about him. and saying that he wouldnt piss in his mouth even if its on fire
True dat!
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