Fuck Jimmy Carter

"Former President Carter said Saturday the detention of terror suspects at the Guantanamo Bay Naval base was an embarrassment and had given extremists an excuse to attack the United States."

Let me think...exactly what were we doing to people in Gitmo on September 10, 2001 that caused an extremists to attack us then?

You know what's an embarrassment? An embarrassment would be double digit unemployment and inflation like we had in your presidency, you stupid jackass. Never mind the way you acted like a vagina when dealing with Iran back in the day. If you would have cleaned up, perhaps we wouldn’t be doing this shit right now. Pusshead…

"I now understand more clearly than I ever had before why you won in November 1980 and I lost." - Jimmy Carter speaking to "you-know-who!"

An Exit Strategy for the War...

...that FDR started:

"The U.S. Army will pull out of 13 bases in southern Germany as part of its repositioning of American forces around the world, its European headquarters said Friday."

Hey! What's it been? Only since 1945, right? Now that's an exit strategy the left can live with! Well, I only assume they can live with it...they haven't been complaining about it for the past 60 years...

Leave it to Dub to fix another Democrat's blunder!

Thank you, Mr. President!

Thank you for doing what we've been doing to the mainstream press for about 10 years.

The press tried its best to fuck you since you've been in DC and they just can't do it. Thanks for giving back a little of what you've been getting for 4 & 1/2 years.

I guess some people may be mad that Dub displayed something vulgar without first obtaining an NEA grant...

Illiterate judges

Dear President Bush,

Please nominate justices to the courts who have the reading ability of a 4th grader. Once again, we have a judge ignoring the Constitution’s 10th Amendment. No where in the document does it say that anyone other than the states have the ability to regulate subjects that are not mentioned in the Constitution.

Other than that, you’re doing pretty OK.

Your pal & mine,

Redlenses

Ding Dong, The Troll Is Dead! (Well, Close Enough For Press-Pool Work!)

"Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president."

I hope this isn't one of those hollow promises like the ones made by the Allman Brothers or the Baldwin Brothers or whoever the fuck they were.

Helen, if you chicken out like the typical leftist you are, please go back under your bridge and continue to harass Billy goats that try to cross without paying first. The world was a happier place then.

How To Grow Your Ass On Only $152 Per Month!

Are you crying yet? Here's your weekly load of crap from some whiny, ingrate leftist. I don't know who it is and don't give a shit.

"So I spent a lovely couple of hours at the obligatorily ugly welfare office today, me and about 200 other moms & kids, waiting to see my worker for my yearly review in order to continue to get my monthly allotment of $152 in food stamps that comes between my family and starvation."

Can you believe this crap? She never thanks the taxpayers for giving her $152 in food stamps each month. Our tax dollars are going to people who won't piss in our mouths if our stomachs were on fire, but they gladly take our money, don't they?

On top of that...do you see the pic associated with that story? Her ass looks like 50 lbs. of chewed bubble gum! It seems that she's making it pretty good on only $152 a month.

I Feel A Draft...Well, Maybe In 2008

"Centrists who contend Democrats cannot retake the White House until voters trust the party to protect them said Sunday the Army should expand by 100,000 soldiers and that colleges should open their campuses to military recruiters."

Hmmm...and where should we get those 100K troops? I can take a guess...

TennCare Sit-In or 32 Days of Sitting On One's Ass

If people are healthy enough to sit around an office for over a month, they can't be that sick.

Oh yeah, I'd like to apply for wherever they work if they can get time off like that!

Message to Howard Dean: You're killing your own voters! (Not that there's anything wrong with that...)

Howie, you aren't starting to wise up, are you? . The more you kill your own, the less idiots you have to vote Democratic. It's nice to see you realize you need more idiots.

Not that I mind. The fewer future criminals, drop-outs and Democratic voters we have, the better.

Dean Displays Dumbassity

"Howard Dean, chairman of the Democratic National Committee, told a group of college Democrats that their party has to change its approach in the debate over abortion."

Well, well, well! Welcome back from the dead, Howie! And such a fitting topic to bring up since we haven't heard from you in the past month or so. It's either one or the other...you're either for more abortions happening in this country or you aren't; it's as simple as that. You aren't going to suddenly think of a new name to call yourselves that will play in Peroia. Peoria already know's who you are, you sawn-off dipshit.

Hitlery Clinton? Moral?

It's about time! Perhaps "Grand Theft Auto" is Hitlery's "Sista Soulja...

Fucking Idiotic Bastard

I wonder why no one brought this up before? (Nahh! Just kidding, I know why! I just hope they remember it next year.)

"Rep. Harold Ford, one of the brightest young Democratic lights in the House and a Senate candidate in Tennessee next year, stunned colleagues by endorsing the Supreme Court's unpopular Kelo decision. That ruling permitted a Connecticut city to seize homeowners' property and transfer it to private developers."

"I've always been one to believe that individual rights is a big thing," but added, "there is some real value to this decision."

UN Says WMD Are Missing

U.N. satellite imagery experts have determined that material that could be used to make biological or chemical weapons and banned long-range missiles has been removed from 109 sites in Iraq, U.N. weapons inspectors said in a report obtained Thursday."

I have a question...if the WMD never existed, how can they be missing?

The Newest News Slacker

The Detroit Free Press. According to the story, "The Detroit Free Press will begin random post-publication fact-checking to look for inaccuracies that slip through its editors..."

Does anyone else see a problem with this? Post-publication checking? Why not do fact-checking BEFORE a story is published? And stories are only subject to random fact-checking? That means they clearly aren't interested in publishing stories that are correct all the time.

The funny thing is...the media doesn't even think it's doing anything wrong.

When News Kills, II

Newsweek says it won’t accept the resignation of Michael Isikoff for his untrue story of interrogators who flushed the Koran down a toilet in plain sight of Muslim detainees.

The story set off riots around the Middle East, causing injury to many and death to 17 people.

It seems that Isikoff had a little “bad intell” and people died because of it. Isn’t that something a feller is supposed to lose his job over?

And blaming the Pentagon is laughable. “Well, our source at the Pentagon told us and we figured if they were telling us, then it was true.”

Basically, Newsweek is saying that reporters are more important than the story.

When News Kills

How many people have to die because of the press corp's involvement in this stupid war? I pledge my vote to whatever candidate pulls our media troops out of Iraq! Peace at any cost!

I Left Government Service Too Early

Lemme get this right...I can't sell cocaine, but the federal government can?

That's about right

As a former resident of Clovis, I can tell you...if you make those things right, they can be weapons!

Medicinal Marijuana In Tennessee?

Now's our chance to get out of the 1940's! Tennessee, let's take this opportunity and tell the Feds they have no authority to force us to do what is not bound by the US Constitution. Marijuana, either medicinal or recreational, is not mentioned in the Constitution, so it's a 10th Amendment issue. The decision should be left up to the states to decide for themselves. Fellow conservatives, let's prove that we're are for less government intrusion 100% of the time!

MoveOn v. The Phoenix Group

Here's a link to an interesting article about "The Phoenix Group," who is organizing new, progressive "think" tanks to combat the growing conservative political movement.

Wait a sec...what was that I heard a few months ago about MoveOn "owning" the Democratic party? Looks like there's a little of that dreaded competition! The Phoenix Group now meets secretly about their plans for the party without even informing Howard Dean. "Senior DNC officials were quietly briefed about the meeting in recent weeks. DNC Chairman Howard Dean was aware of it, in part though his friendship with Stein, but one senior DNC source said the organizers “kept that list [of attendees] kind of tight.”

Get ready for the biggest in-fight you've ever seen. We've got the Clintons v. Howard Dean v. MoveOn v. The Phoenix Group! This is the begining of the middle part of the end of the Democratic Party as a national force. If there are this many people tugging at the vocal chords of the Democratic Party, we don't have anything to be afraid of.