What's Up With Cindy Sheehan?

"The Sheehan Family lost our beloved Casey in the Iraq War and we have been silently, respectfully grieving. We do not agree with the political motivations and publicity tactics of Cindy Sheehan. She now appears to be promoting her own personal agenda and notoriety at the the expense of her son's good name and reputation. The rest of the Sheehan Family supports the troops, our country, and our President, silently, with prayer and respect."

"Her own personal agenda?" What exactly does that mean? Frankly, if we left it up to idiots like the ones at CNN we'd never find out. But we will.

Fuck The Rolling Stones

Can you believe these assholes?

"Ready to drop in the coming weeks, a new Bush-bashing tune from the ROLLING STONES: "Sweet Neo Con."

"It is direct," Mick Jagger says with a laugh to fresh editions of NEWSWEEK.

"Keith [Richards] said, 'It's not really metaphorical.' I think he's a bit worried because he lives in the U.S." Jagger explains. "But I don't."

The full lyric also mocks National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice.

News about the song surfaced a few weeks ago with many expecting that it would not make the finally cut on the new CD, A BIGGER BANG."

Yep, that's just what we need, isn't it? A nice little morality lesson from a former heroin addict and a guy who both ate a Mars bar from Marianne Faithfull's yeasty snatch and got ramrodded by David Bowie.

Fuck them. Who the fuck are they?

"All 7 Aboard Russian Submarine Rescued"

"Seven people on a submarine trapped for nearly three days under the Pacific Ocean were rescued Sunday after a British remote-controlled vehicle cut away undersea cables that had snarled their vessel, allowing it to surface."

Good news indeed! Nuff said.

More Bullshit On CNN

Well, well, well! It seems the liberal wing of America has suddenly grown hymens on their eardrums! All of a sudden, they're offended that Bob Novak uttered a dirty word on live TV!

I seem to remember leftists thought the same word was cute when it was used by a member of the CNN crew to describe the investigation of Karl Rove. What happened? Oh yeah, I forgot. The liberals of America are hypocrites.

Pussyesque Cowards

"In the days after President Bush won a second term, the number of U.S. citizens visiting Canada's main immigration Web site shot up sixfold, prompting speculation that unhappy Democrats would flock north."

"But official statistics show the number of Americans actually applying to live permanently in Canada fell in the six months after the election."

What's up with them? As usual, American liberals are all talk and no action. They fail to put up or shut up. If America is so bad...if Dub is so bad...THEN LEAVE, SUMBITCHES!!! Liberals in America are afraid of their own shadow. No wonder we keep whipping their asses in elections. They don't even believe their own bullshit. At least they're catching on to it. We did that YEARS ago! And they call themselves "progressives!"

It's All For (Fucking) The Children

"The top executive at a Bronx youth organization said yesterday that the former director of Air America Radio received more than $800,000 in loans for himself and the radio network from the nonprofit organization while serving as its development director."

Typical. The ones that scream the loudest that we aren't doing enough are doing this? But we already knew that...

I wonder why we aren't hearing about this at ABCNBCNNCBSMSNBC...?

Suck on it, bitches!

"President Bush sidestepped the Senate and installed embattled nominee John Bolton as ambassador to the United Nations on Monday, ending a five-month impasse with Democrats who accused Bolton of abusing subordinates and twisting intelligence to fit his conservative ideology."

Democrats, you're as fucked up as a football bat. If you believe Bolton is such a bad guy, why not take the opportunity to vote against him? Wouldn't that be a grand opportunity to seperate yourselves from what you consider an inept administration? Now all you can say is, "Well, you know what? If there WAS a vote, you can rest assured, I would have voted against Bolton." Way to take a stand, idiots.

But like I said, suck on it. Then when you're finished, suck on it some more! And then suck it again! And then...suck it!

Fuck Jimmy Carter

"Former President Carter said Saturday the detention of terror suspects at the Guantanamo Bay Naval base was an embarrassment and had given extremists an excuse to attack the United States."

Let me think...exactly what were we doing to people in Gitmo on September 10, 2001 that caused an extremists to attack us then?

You know what's an embarrassment? An embarrassment would be double digit unemployment and inflation like we had in your presidency, you stupid jackass. Never mind the way you acted like a vagina when dealing with Iran back in the day. If you would have cleaned up, perhaps we wouldn’t be doing this shit right now. Pusshead…

"I now understand more clearly than I ever had before why you won in November 1980 and I lost." - Jimmy Carter speaking to "you-know-who!"

An Exit Strategy for the War...

...that FDR started:

"The U.S. Army will pull out of 13 bases in southern Germany as part of its repositioning of American forces around the world, its European headquarters said Friday."

Hey! What's it been? Only since 1945, right? Now that's an exit strategy the left can live with! Well, I only assume they can live with it...they haven't been complaining about it for the past 60 years...

Leave it to Dub to fix another Democrat's blunder!

Thank you, Mr. President!

Thank you for doing what we've been doing to the mainstream press for about 10 years.

The press tried its best to fuck you since you've been in DC and they just can't do it. Thanks for giving back a little of what you've been getting for 4 & 1/2 years.

I guess some people may be mad that Dub displayed something vulgar without first obtaining an NEA grant...

Illiterate judges

Dear President Bush,

Please nominate justices to the courts who have the reading ability of a 4th grader. Once again, we have a judge ignoring the Constitution’s 10th Amendment. No where in the document does it say that anyone other than the states have the ability to regulate subjects that are not mentioned in the Constitution.

Other than that, you’re doing pretty OK.

Your pal & mine,

Redlenses

Ding Dong, The Troll Is Dead! (Well, Close Enough For Press-Pool Work!)

"Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president."

I hope this isn't one of those hollow promises like the ones made by the Allman Brothers or the Baldwin Brothers or whoever the fuck they were.

Helen, if you chicken out like the typical leftist you are, please go back under your bridge and continue to harass Billy goats that try to cross without paying first. The world was a happier place then.

How To Grow Your Ass On Only $152 Per Month!

Are you crying yet? Here's your weekly load of crap from some whiny, ingrate leftist. I don't know who it is and don't give a shit.

"So I spent a lovely couple of hours at the obligatorily ugly welfare office today, me and about 200 other moms & kids, waiting to see my worker for my yearly review in order to continue to get my monthly allotment of $152 in food stamps that comes between my family and starvation."

Can you believe this crap? She never thanks the taxpayers for giving her $152 in food stamps each month. Our tax dollars are going to people who won't piss in our mouths if our stomachs were on fire, but they gladly take our money, don't they?

On top of that...do you see the pic associated with that story? Her ass looks like 50 lbs. of chewed bubble gum! It seems that she's making it pretty good on only $152 a month.

I Feel A Draft...Well, Maybe In 2008

"Centrists who contend Democrats cannot retake the White House until voters trust the party to protect them said Sunday the Army should expand by 100,000 soldiers and that colleges should open their campuses to military recruiters."

Hmmm...and where should we get those 100K troops? I can take a guess...

TennCare Sit-In or 32 Days of Sitting On One's Ass

If people are healthy enough to sit around an office for over a month, they can't be that sick.

Oh yeah, I'd like to apply for wherever they work if they can get time off like that!

Message to Howard Dean: You're killing your own voters! (Not that there's anything wrong with that...)

Howie, you aren't starting to wise up, are you? . The more you kill your own, the less idiots you have to vote Democratic. It's nice to see you realize you need more idiots.

Not that I mind. The fewer future criminals, drop-outs and Democratic voters we have, the better.

Dean Displays Dumbassity

"Howard Dean, chairman of the Democratic National Committee, told a group of college Democrats that their party has to change its approach in the debate over abortion."

Well, well, well! Welcome back from the dead, Howie! And such a fitting topic to bring up since we haven't heard from you in the past month or so. It's either one or the other...you're either for more abortions happening in this country or you aren't; it's as simple as that. You aren't going to suddenly think of a new name to call yourselves that will play in Peroia. Peoria already know's who you are, you sawn-off dipshit.

Hitlery Clinton? Moral?

It's about time! Perhaps "Grand Theft Auto" is Hitlery's "Sista Soulja...

Fucking Idiotic Bastard

I wonder why no one brought this up before? (Nahh! Just kidding, I know why! I just hope they remember it next year.)

"Rep. Harold Ford, one of the brightest young Democratic lights in the House and a Senate candidate in Tennessee next year, stunned colleagues by endorsing the Supreme Court's unpopular Kelo decision. That ruling permitted a Connecticut city to seize homeowners' property and transfer it to private developers."

"I've always been one to believe that individual rights is a big thing," but added, "there is some real value to this decision."

UN Says WMD Are Missing

U.N. satellite imagery experts have determined that material that could be used to make biological or chemical weapons and banned long-range missiles has been removed from 109 sites in Iraq, U.N. weapons inspectors said in a report obtained Thursday."

I have a question...if the WMD never existed, how can they be missing?