Yeah, but...

Have you seen the lastest from Starbucks? Nice gay little quotes on their cups nowadays.

I have a suggestion for cup #69. "If you let a guy stick his dick in your ass, life may be too damn short."

Nice Pic from Turdstock

You can barely see the wires at all!

It's Official: American Liberals Are Mentally Unstable

Sleep and Dream Patterns of Political Liberals and Conservatives

Who didn't know that? We don't worry about these stupid fucking liberals; we're the ones who have a lick of sense and vote the right way!

Couple this with the fact they're all PEST's. That's Post Election Selection Trauma survivors. According to the American Health Association, PEST's have "feelings of withdrawal, isolation, emotional anger and bitterness, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, nightmares, pervasive moodiness including endless sulking, blah, blah, blah."

When you take that into account, is it any wonder the rest of the country belives that liberals are mentally ill? In fact, they're so crazy, no one is paying attention to them anymore. No one votes for liberal candidates in elections. No one believes a single word the liberal media vomits out and calls news. No wonder they act the way they do.

Latest Sheehanism

"I absolutely think it's [the protest] worthwhile because we've galvanized the peace movement," she said. "We've started people talking about the war again."

WTF? For the past 2 years that's all we've been talking about, you stupid whore. If you think you're responsible for news stories dating back since early 2003, you've confirmed what America already knew. You're an idiot.

John Roberts, Confederate

"When John G. Roberts Jr. prepared to ghostwrite an article for President Ronald Reagan a little over two decades ago, his pen took a Civil War reenactment detour."

"The article, which was to appear in the scholarly National Forum journal, was called "The Presidency: Roles and Responsibilities." Roberts was writing by hand a section on how the congressional appropriations process had evolved."

"A fastidious editor of other people's copy as well as his own, Roberts began with the words "Until about the time of the Civil War." Then, the Indiana native scratched out the words "Civil War" and replaced them with "War Between the States."

Sonofabitch!!! Does that mean we've got Robert Byrd's vote?

You Don't Speak For Me, Cindy

In fact, I've seen the interview with you and Chris Matthews. You can barely put two sentences together.

If you're unemployed and don't have a job to worry about, maybe you can take some time to protest too. But I have a feeling all the good people have jobs, are keeping the country running and don't have time for this idiotic crap.

If you're reading this and are a true progressive, check out Move America Forward. If you aren't, continue to wallow in your hatred and then still lose 5-7 Senate seats in 2006.

Why Didn't Schools Have This Back In My Day?

"According to a report in the Canton Repository, of the 490 female students at an Ohio high school, 65 are pregnant."

Boy, you'd have to be a REAL geek to not have a date for the prom at that high school!

It's No "Heather Has Two Mommies," But It's A Start...

Can you believe this shit? Some people are actually upset that someone would write a children's book called, "Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed."

Sure. And up until now books like "King and King" never pissed anyone off, did they? Idiots...

My Theory?

This story is probably about that stupid whore I wrote about who was complaining that $150 per month in free food stamps just wasn't enough to feed her kids and maintain her ass at fighting weight:

Woman Offended by Doc's Obesity Advice

Pat, Pat, Pat...What Are We Going To Do With You?

Well, first off, did you fill out your grant paperwork?

"Conservative U.S. evangelist Pat Robertson called for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, saying the leftist leader wanted to turn his country into "the launching pad for communist infiltration and Muslim extremism."

It's too bad Pat didn't adapt a stage show where he advocated the assassination of a world leader. I seem to recall that happening a year or so back. There was an off-off-Broadway show that dealt with the many different ways to assassinate President Bush. But the same people didn't get upset. I wonder why? (Nahh, not really!)

This reminds me of the press getting upset over Dub flipping them off. They weren't really insulted by this action, they were just surprised that someone could display something obscene without receiving a NEA grant first.

This Is A Public Service Announcement...Without Guitars!

Just in case you forgot, this is why we need Judge Roberts on the bench.

Isn't it funny how the people who don't bat an eye when land is given to illegal immigrants are the same people who can't understand why liberals keep losing elections?

Exit Strategy Galore!!!

Cindy al Sheehan told reporters she had just received the phone call and was leaving immediately to be with her 74-year-old mother at a Los Angeles hospital."


Well, that didn't take long, did it? Now we can get on with some other manufactured story. It's nice how the press seems to make these things last just long enough for us to get bored with them. Funny how when the polls are low how things change.

Much in the spirit of how leftists support our troops, but not the war; I support Cindy's loss, but not her actions.

World's Shittiest Mother Has No Exit Strategy

"Cindy al Sheehan, the protester whose son died fighting for freedom in Iraq, today acknowledged that she has "no exit strategy" for getting out of what some have called the "quagmire in Crawford" outside of the Texas ranch of President George Bush."

Dub's Summer Reading List

Huh? I thought the guy was a dumbass? Now suddenly I learn he can read!

And as a history major myself, I can say it's a fairly interesting read. The book about salt may not be anyone's favorite subject but I applaud the author. This is all stuff we knew about the subject before; he just decided to put it all in a book for us. I'm going to give the Radzinsky tome a try myself...it looks rather tasty! Anyhoo, on to the list!

"The Great Influenza: The Epic Story of the Deadliest Plague in History" by John M. Barry.

Alexander II: The Last Great Tsar" by Edvard Radzinsky

"Salt: A World History" by Mark Kurlansky

Another "Why Isn't The Mainstream Press Reporting This" Story

"Bush shown kissing Cindy [Sheehan] in family pix"

"Online photographs of Sheehans show 1st meeting with president"

Funny, but I've never heard of this story before today? I wonder why?

Terrorists Use WMD Against US Forces

"Al Qaida has deployed bombs laced with toxins in an attempt to increase the lethality of attacks in Iraq, coalition military sources said.

On Aug. 9, the U.S.-led coalition found a suspected chemicals factory in Mosul with 1,500 gallons of chemicals.

A statement by the Multi-National Force said the facility was used to develop bombs mixed with toxins. The statement said Sunni insurgents succeeded in employing bombs that contained toxic chemicals."

Mainstream Media? Where the hell are you? This is the WMD JOhn KErry and Hitlery Clinton told you existed! Why aren't you reporing this?

Is The Confederacy Back In Vogue?

I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to axe a question without knowing the answer to it. Something has been puzzling me for a couple of weeks and I need your help to finger it out.

If the Confederate flag is something to be ashamed of and generally Americans believe it is a racist symbol...then why was "The Dukes of Hazzard" movie #1 in its first week of release and one of the top grossing flicks this weekend?

SAB* At It Again

According to Cindy Sheehan, the world wouldn't have any terrorism if we would pull out of Iraq and if Israel pulled out of Palestine.

I'll tell you what. We'll pull out of Iraq as soon as we're done killing enough terrorists, umkay? And how about if we eliminate Palestinians from Israel? Wouldn't that accomplish the same thing? I mean after all, if all your enemies are dead, you'll have peace, won't you? I think it's time we give peace a chance.

In addition to that horsepiss, she is also refusing to pay her taxes. That's no big deal. If you can sit in a ditch in Crawford, TX for weeks at a time, it's pretty obvious you don't have a job in the first place, so how could you have any taxes to pay?


* Stupid Assed Bitch

What's Up With Cindy Sheehan?

"The Sheehan Family lost our beloved Casey in the Iraq War and we have been silently, respectfully grieving. We do not agree with the political motivations and publicity tactics of Cindy Sheehan. She now appears to be promoting her own personal agenda and notoriety at the the expense of her son's good name and reputation. The rest of the Sheehan Family supports the troops, our country, and our President, silently, with prayer and respect."

"Her own personal agenda?" What exactly does that mean? Frankly, if we left it up to idiots like the ones at CNN we'd never find out. But we will.

Fuck The Rolling Stones

Can you believe these assholes?

"Ready to drop in the coming weeks, a new Bush-bashing tune from the ROLLING STONES: "Sweet Neo Con."

"It is direct," Mick Jagger says with a laugh to fresh editions of NEWSWEEK.

"Keith [Richards] said, 'It's not really metaphorical.' I think he's a bit worried because he lives in the U.S." Jagger explains. "But I don't."

The full lyric also mocks National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice.

News about the song surfaced a few weeks ago with many expecting that it would not make the finally cut on the new CD, A BIGGER BANG."

Yep, that's just what we need, isn't it? A nice little morality lesson from a former heroin addict and a guy who both ate a Mars bar from Marianne Faithfull's yeasty snatch and got ramrodded by David Bowie.

Fuck them. Who the fuck are they?

"All 7 Aboard Russian Submarine Rescued"

"Seven people on a submarine trapped for nearly three days under the Pacific Ocean were rescued Sunday after a British remote-controlled vehicle cut away undersea cables that had snarled their vessel, allowing it to surface."

Good news indeed! Nuff said.

More Bullshit On CNN

Well, well, well! It seems the liberal wing of America has suddenly grown hymens on their eardrums! All of a sudden, they're offended that Bob Novak uttered a dirty word on live TV!

I seem to remember leftists thought the same word was cute when it was used by a member of the CNN crew to describe the investigation of Karl Rove. What happened? Oh yeah, I forgot. The liberals of America are hypocrites.

Pussyesque Cowards

"In the days after President Bush won a second term, the number of U.S. citizens visiting Canada's main immigration Web site shot up sixfold, prompting speculation that unhappy Democrats would flock north."

"But official statistics show the number of Americans actually applying to live permanently in Canada fell in the six months after the election."

What's up with them? As usual, American liberals are all talk and no action. They fail to put up or shut up. If America is so bad...if Dub is so bad...THEN LEAVE, SUMBITCHES!!! Liberals in America are afraid of their own shadow. No wonder we keep whipping their asses in elections. They don't even believe their own bullshit. At least they're catching on to it. We did that YEARS ago! And they call themselves "progressives!"

It's All For (Fucking) The Children

"The top executive at a Bronx youth organization said yesterday that the former director of Air America Radio received more than $800,000 in loans for himself and the radio network from the nonprofit organization while serving as its development director."

Typical. The ones that scream the loudest that we aren't doing enough are doing this? But we already knew that...

I wonder why we aren't hearing about this at ABCNBCNNCBSMSNBC...?

Suck on it, bitches!

"President Bush sidestepped the Senate and installed embattled nominee John Bolton as ambassador to the United Nations on Monday, ending a five-month impasse with Democrats who accused Bolton of abusing subordinates and twisting intelligence to fit his conservative ideology."

Democrats, you're as fucked up as a football bat. If you believe Bolton is such a bad guy, why not take the opportunity to vote against him? Wouldn't that be a grand opportunity to seperate yourselves from what you consider an inept administration? Now all you can say is, "Well, you know what? If there WAS a vote, you can rest assured, I would have voted against Bolton." Way to take a stand, idiots.

But like I said, suck on it. Then when you're finished, suck on it some more! And then suck it again! And then...suck it!