Friday, August 26, 2005

It's Official: American Liberals Are Mentally Unstable

Sleep and Dream Patterns of Political Liberals and Conservatives

Who didn't know that? We don't worry about these stupid fucking liberals; we're the ones who have a lick of sense and vote the right way!

Couple this with the fact they're all PEST's. That's Post Election Selection Trauma survivors. According to the American Health Association, PEST's have "feelings of withdrawal, isolation, emotional anger and bitterness, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, nightmares, pervasive moodiness including endless sulking, blah, blah, blah."

When you take that into account, is it any wonder the rest of the country belives that liberals are mentally ill? In fact, they're so crazy, no one is paying attention to them anymore. No one votes for liberal candidates in elections. No one believes a single word the liberal media vomits out and calls news. No wonder they act the way they do.

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